Man Gets His Wife Looking Her Worst Tattooed On His Body As A Prank, Now Fearfully Awaits Retaliation

NY Post - James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. That’s why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her.

The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby.

Go figure: The gag didn’t go over well with McGraw’s “horrified” wife, who told the Sun he’d gone too far. Despite the fact that the couple had purportedly played pranks on each other for 24 years, Kelly says “there’s a line and he’s crossed it big time.”

Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now can’t look at the picture without laughing.

However, James better not let his guard down. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that,” Kelly says.

“I’m also scared because I don’t know what she’s now planning,” admits James.

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That could be the cutest thing I’ve ever read/seen. These two crazy kids, just out there trying to make it in the world, fucking with each each step of the way. She gave him a bad haircut as a goof, and in return he…TATTOOED HIS WIFE LOOKING UGLY ON HIS HIS ENTIRE BODY! I’ve never seen anything quite like that and I love it. He gets to tell this ridiculous story any time anyone asks him what is going on with that tattoo. “Oh you know, me wife gave me a buzz cut but took a little extra off the right side innit, so I had a mural the size of the Sistine Chapel of her looking her absolute worst branded onto me body forever govna.”

(Editor’s note: not sure how they speak over there so I combined a few different into one, innit.)

Now, there is a debate that getting your wife looking ugly on your body is sort of a self-own, and I’m here to squash that debate. They are in love and have been married for 24 years, nobody is always looking like a 10. She obviously hatessss that picture of her, has probably utagged it off Facebook dozens of times, and then he turned around and got it inked for all of eternity on his body, it doesn’t get much better than that.

Now we wait and see what she does in return. At some point someone is going to take it too far. It starts out 24 years ago replacing the regular eggs with hard-boiled eggs, or switching the hot and cold water in the shower…and now it’s escalated to full-body tattoos. And hell hath no wrath like a wife scorned. I mean what wacky prank is she going to come up with? A good ol’ fashioned fake kidnapping/police manhunt for their child? That would be a stitch. Or maybe she’ll pretend to go down on him and then actually cut his dick off with a knife? What a hoot that would be. If I’m him, I’m trying to call a truce IMMEDIATELY. He’s never going to sleep a sound night again in his life. Good luck, mate.